Another Deep Breath...

I am hereby moving to the state of FLUX. I LOVE that word because it rhymes with...well, you know...Yep, you know where MY mind is these days!

Friday's EKG was IDENTICAL to the one I had last October, so that is a GREAT sign that my heart is in the right place. They wanted a UA, but I ended up peeing all over my hands instead of in the cup (gross ~ I HATE that little cup), so I have to go back and do another one. (BTW ~ YES, I washed my hands, nonny, and doc and I had a good laugh over THAT shit.) They took blood right there and then, so peeps, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED that my enzymes are where they should be. If this shit gets postponed again, there's a good chance I'll drive my car off a cliff at the Grand Canyon.

Yeah, THAT'S an aphrodisiacal anecdote that'll get me laid before this surgery FOR SURE!

In other news, two of our local news helicopters crashed into each other Friday while trying to get footage of a police pursuit, and 4 people died. Some sick bastard took this photo:

I can't believe this happened right here. I mean, it's nothing compared to 911, but for our community's tight-knit news crew, it was one of the most tragic things we've ever witnessed. If you go to http://www.azcentral.com/, you can probably see footage. (It's like a train wreck-you can't NOT watch it.)

Luckily, they got the guy the cops were after. Supposedly, they are now charging him with 4 counts of involuntary manslaughter. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but if it weren't for his stupidity, this tragedy would have never occurred.

I'll never get laid if this shit keeps happening...