Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Life Broken Down Into Segments

Actually, you can cut that sleeping shit in half and mark the new segment "Either reading or watching mindless TV while trying to shut my mind off and GET to sleep," and change the "sleeping" segment to "Tossing and turning, getting 15-20 minutes' sleep at a time."

There's gotta be a better way to relax...

I'm not allowed to take ANY kind of "PM" meds right now, nor can I put a few drinks in me. Fucking liver enzymes. Still no word from the liver guy about my ultrasound. I'm hoping to hear from them today, and hopefully they have the capability to email me the pics.

Oh, yeah, and I'm 4 days "late." Isn't THAT an ironic thought??? I'm sure it's just all the stress from all the poking/prodding/sticking I've been getting. And by sticking, I mean the needles. Get your minds out of the gutter, peeps! hee hee!

Happy Hump Day! (pun totally intended)

Treble Reading TV 2


Fridaysweb said...

Don't make me come down there, young lady! Toots, I really have been thinking about you a lot, lately. I mentioned to Philip your upcoming gutting (hysterectomy/gutting - if we were fish it'd all be the same...) and told him you'd been ill with other stuff. He told me that I was just a whiney bitch and you seemed to be handling things quite well. What an ass! But, well, he's right. You're hanging in beautifully. I only wish I could come down and hold your hand a while. And eat beans with you. Hey, if we ate enough beans, I bet we could...ummm..."shoo" some mosquitoes away.

Anne said...

Hi Lady -

Can't your doc at least give you some Ambien or Lunesta? (I recommend Ambien as Lunesta leaves a funky taste in your mouth) but hey, I'll take a funny metallic taste over sleeplessness any day of the week!

Any bad karma you have ever accumulated must be completely burnt out soon and you should have nothing but smooth sailing forever more :=)


Jerrster said...

yeah....if I did this the sleep segmentwould have to be split...add a segment for laying in bed sad is that? I need a pie chart.

Lady K said...

birdie ~ you are welcome here ANY time. I'm definitely trying to hang in there but do worry that I sound like a complete whiner.

anne ~ HI! I'm planning on calling them and asking about the Lunesta or Ambien. I might just go to their websites to read the "fine print." I've had a headache for 2 days and can't take a THING for it.

I hear you about the karma. I should be just about paid up in that department by now.

jerr ~ I think you just need some pie. That's all there is to it.

Big Pissy said...

yep! Jerr needs some cherry pie.

and we need to have some kind of party when all this medical shit is over for you!

Who's with me?!?!? :)

twit said...

Very similar to me, that.
But I do more tossing than turning :¬|

captain corky said...

Happy Hump Day and remember there's no such thing as mindless TV watching.

honkeie2 said...

sleep ....wats dat?