Pizza Slut

Here's the deal. ANY "Lover's" pizza for $9.95. I had a LONG day at the office, during which I found out that the apartment I THOUGHT I'd be moving into would NOT be ready, they evicted the cat but they can't get ahold of him to collect his shit. "By LAW," I was told, they have to keep his stuff here for a certain amount of days, and asked if I can I wait until mid-May. Um, sorry, I'll be on a morphine drip...more on that later.

Anyway, brotherman and I wanted a pizza. I ordered said pizza. I was told the pie would be here in 30-45 minutes. Pretty typical, and it was still pretty early in the evening. An hour and fifteen minutes later, no pie. So I called them. The guy who answered said, "Oh, yeah, um, the girl who took your order forgot to write down your apartment number." (They DID have my phone number, NO?) He thanked me for my patience and said they'd re-do the order and have it out to me within 1/2 hour, and it would be free. Okay, I could live with that.

An HOUR later, still no pie, so I called again and asked for the manager, who sounded like she was about 12. I also asked if she had the number for their corporate office. She apologized and told me the driver was on his way and the pizza would be here "probably in the next 5 minutes."

FORTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER, no pie. This time, brotherman called them., saying that this was unacceptable. The guy who answered says, "wait a minute, FUCKER, I'll get the MANAGER for you." Managerlady gets on the phone and starts calling brotherman an ASSHOLE (true!), tells him how impatient he is, and proceeds to hang up on him.

I called their corporate office (*cough* outsourced call center *cough*), they apologized all over the place and practically said I'd get free pizza for life. I could care less about the pizza at this point, I just wanted the staff fired. This store is .79 miles from my house. Not even a mile, and they can't deliver me a pizza within the time frame they first gave me? UNACCEPTABLE. It's taking everything I have not to stop in there after work today and give them a piece of my mind. I never did eat dinner, and woke up starving. Anyone know of a place that'll serve a slice for breakfast?