I got lost today. BIGTIME lost. I drove around for THREE FUCKING HOURS looking for the place I was supposed to start working, CALLED THEM, and STILL could not find the place.
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
THEN, I wind up in SOUTH PHOENIX of all places. SOUTH.
South is bad. South is the HOOD. South is REALLY REALLY the HOOD. Like, in the MOVIES "hood." I thought I could handle it, I know the streets 'n' shit...
NOT
I got my ass OUT da HOOD in a HURRY.
Needless to say, I do NOT have the job.
Better luck next time.
Dang, and shit, YO! Know what I's sayin,' homes? LOL


2 comments:
I think you missed a cash money opportunity there, what with the hood and your new body.
limpy ~ DANG, MANG! Why the hell didn't I think of that? An' shit.
Thanks for the giggle.
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