(insert Cartman saying "GOD DAMMIT!" here)
Leave it to ME to crack my foot, running around the golf course with the dog, trying to catch some random fireworks. That'll teach me.
NEAT-O! ... and ... just ... DAYAM, MAN!
Funny, too, that same scenario was on South Park last night.
That's the LAST time I wish for whirrled peas...thank GOD I had a bag of 'em in the freezer. They really take care of a baseball lookin' foot! Son of a BITCH, man. I didn't go to Urgent Care or anything. I think (HOPE) this dang thing is just sprained. It was swollen like a motherfucker and bruised, but I kept it up all night and now it looks almost normal, just hurts like hell to put weight on it.
I just gotta LAUGH my ASS off. If I don't get a VIP pass to the pearly gates, I'm gonna be ONE pissed off bitch. Either that, or Satan gets a vacation, and the world is in serious trouble.
HAPPY HNT, kiddos!
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Go get it x-rayed.
With your luck, if you don't, you'll develop some weird shit blood poisoning, and you'll have to postpone the surgery AGAIN.
callie ~ LMAO just what I needed to hear. nah, if this thing was broken, I'd KNOW it. I'm sure it's just sprained. I'm just being a baby. Come hell or high water, I'm getting CUT, dammit.
I'm beginning to think you just might be the clumsiest person I've ever met. But hey, if that's the worst thing that happens this week then it's all good.
I think we might have to put you in full body cast to protect you from you. ;)
I think I've had the same kind of week!
xx
pinks
nonny ~ the 'rents wanna put me in a bubble until my surgery. What's that tell ya? LOL
cork ~ the word "HabiTrail has come up lately.
pink ~ you too???
My grandmother used to tell me "If you're hurting then you know that you're alive". I know that doesn't help, but folk wisdom is the best I can do from down here in 'Bama.
Remember the first aid moto:RICE (rest, ice, compress, elevate)
Lady K, At first, I thought, "What? Lady K is trying to catch firecrackers? She's crazy! Just crazy!" Then I realized you weren't literally trying to catch them.;)
It sounds as if you did the right thing with your foot. If it's sprained, it'll have to heal on its own. Foot bones are like that. Breaks are actually better in that they can actually DO something (i.e. put a cast on it), but sprains just hang out and take a year to heal. I have two bags of corn in the freezer that I've warned people never to try to cook because they've been thawed and refrozen so many times. I think it might be time to get some new corn or peas, though.
Damn dude. That kinda blow. I hope you got some regardless.
june ~ I'm SO stealing that for my next post. Your grandma was a WISE woman.
alkelda ~ I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life. Some say they think it's funny, but it keeps them on the knife. LOVE that poem. I actually keep them in a "marked" bag so I don't eat 'em.
bo ~ you mean got some fireworks, or "got some?" LOL
p.s.. alkelda ~ I really DO think I am crazy. Never turn 40. EVER.
Don't think you are too good for a plastic bubble. John Travolta did it in the 70s, you can do it now!!!
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