Does that mean I have a tiny brain? I think NOT. I think it just means there were too many posts running around in my head. I pulled my hair back into a "clippy thing," and just said, "fuck it," and ate a hot dog, AGAIN...brotherman and I had a healthy dinner planned, but he bailed so he could go to the bar with his work buddfucks. Needless to say I'm a little pissed. Pork chops don't keep very long, ASS.
Pop's doc has his heart under control, for the most part. I'm under control. We're trying to keep Moms under control. I worry more now about her than I worry about anything else.
I'm pissed at brotherman for going to the bar and bailing on dinner. ASS.
And, just for the hell of it, I want to say FUCK.
I gotta say this, too, I really get sick and tired of making everyone ELSE "feel good." DAMN IT. I know I'm a LIBRA and a natural nurturer and all that, and I don't mean to sound selfish or anything, but,
SHIT MAN, FUCK!!!! WHEN IS IT MY FUCKING TURN????
I REALLY am not as uptight as this post seems to portray me. And I have the hiccups. Shit!
Okay, I'm done. I don't even care if this is spell/grammar-checked. Really. Ugh.
8 comments:
The "when is it my turn" thing really hits home. I finally put my foot down at home and demanded (yes, DEMANDED!) some "me me me" time. I told Philip that I wanted it to be "all about me" just for a day. I think he was shocked. So, my advice to you: call your folks and make sure they're good; call brotherman and tell him to fuck off (at least for 48 hours...haha); tell b/f to fend for himself for a few days (and don't let him pull you in with that passive-aggressive shit!); put your cellphone to go directly to voicemail (and check it as often as you feel you absolutely have to, just for your parents' sakes); go to that water park this weekend. Go bowling (yes, by yourself!). Go miniature golfing during a time when lots of little kids go so you can watch them and grin and giggle. Go to a high school football game, just for the helluvit. Go to DQ or Sonic or A&W or whatever you have around there and get a freezee, sundae, float, whatever. Go out and be a "kid" for the weekend. Birdy's orders. *peck*
cork ~ LMFAO. I stole that line out of 40 Year Old Virgin. He actually says, "Shit man, fuck it!" It's in the scene where he's covering for his buddy's girlfriend finding his speed-dating card..."Oh yeah, I remember that girl...she WAS a ho...for sho..."
birdy ~ sir, YES SIR! LOL I'm thinking more like go-cart racing. The waterpark is great, but the agoraphobe in me keeps me from doing it alone, and the little kids thing makes me NUTS because parents just can't control their ankle biters these days. I am actually looking for a park where they show movies at night (before it stays above 100 at 8:00pm). If the movie's not good, I can always come back home and read... GOD I'm a geek.
go kart racing sounds fun! but the kids at the putt-putt...find a group that are WITHOUT parents and accidentally...ehem...whack 'em with your club. Or cut through without asking. Or take "drops" on THEIR holes. I never said you had to be NICE. hehehe
I'd definately cure your agorophobia if we had a day together to torture children - umm, I mean go out and frolic.
oh, birdy ~ YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! I REALLY needed that. My day just got 100% better. xoxo!!!
callie ~ I couldn't have said it better myself. And thanks for FINALLY doing the fucking meme. LOL
....and the buzz is that "Knocked Up," from the same creative team, is equally funny/raunchy/offensive, so fasten your seatbelts & get those seatbacks & trays in their upright & locked positions.
I'm still waiting on my turn too. You would think that as the oldest of 5 I would be somewhere on the top of the list. Hope Mom and Dad do well, I still miss mine something awful and it's been over a year now since I lost both of them
june ~ so sorry you miss your 'rents. I can't EVEN imagine losing mine. I'll give updates soon.
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