Sunday, April 27, 2008

I Got Ripped Off!!!

Okay...About 5 1/2 years ago, I went to the pound to get a puppy...she has been the love of my life (my kid) for a long time...Little did I know, I was actually getting THIS (a KID):
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my "dog" thinks she is a friggin' GOAT. She climbs to the highest points of my sofas and just stands there. She climbs up onto my parents' fence and eats the grass (ok, it's a low brick fence, but still...). ANYTHING I cut up to eat, she HAS to have a piece of it or she will bark her fool head off until I let her try it. Today it was watermelon. WATERMELON!? I know she likes carrots and other vegetables, but ya ever hear of a dog wanting watermelon? Tomorrow I'm going to see if she likes grapefruit...

Hey, maybe I should see if she likes jalepeno peppers...I know she likes the regular green ones, heh heh heh...Okay, no, that would just be plain mean. Funny and video-worthy, but mean. Not to mention I'd be cleaning up the dog puke and other whatnot for days.

The only thing she won't eat is peas. Oh, or lettuce. I can mix ANYTHING in a bowl and put peas or lettuce in there, and she'll just pick around it and leave that shit in the bowl.

And they say dogs are stupid.

Have a great Monday, everybody.
Treble Puppy


captain corky said...

Max had watermelon for the first time last night. Maybe he thinks he's a goat. ;)

limpy99 said...

Try to milk her.

Lady K said...

cork ~ somehow I don't think it's quite the same with human that he got watermelon for the first time, though! I'll bet he gets cuter every day.

limpy ~ hard to type, laughing too hard. If I do, should I send you some cheese?

Callie said...

I was doing fine until I got a visual of Lady trying to milk her dog, then making cheese for Limpy.

My brain is just refusing to handle that right now.

Lady K said...

cal ~ oh jeezis wept. Thanks for THAT visual. I must go to the pool and relax with some Pink Floyd of some sort. :-D

Alkelda the Gleeful said...

Yes, this is too much, Limpy!

I knew a cat who liked corn on the cob, but that was as weird as it got.