Little did I know, I was actually getting THIS (a KID):
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my "dog" thinks she is a friggin' GOAT. She climbs to the highest points of my sofas and just stands there. She climbs up onto my parents' fence and eats the grass (ok, it's a low brick fence, but still...). ANYTHING I cut up to eat, she HAS to have a piece of it or she will bark her fool head off until I let her try it. Today it was watermelon. WATERMELON!? I know she likes carrots and other vegetables, but ya ever hear of a dog wanting watermelon? Tomorrow I'm going to see if she likes grapefruit...Hey, maybe I should see if she likes jalepeno peppers...I know she likes the regular green ones, heh heh heh...Okay, no, that would just be plain mean. Funny and video-worthy, but mean. Not to mention I'd be cleaning up the dog puke and other whatnot for days.
The only thing she won't eat is peas. Oh, or lettuce. I can mix ANYTHING in a bowl and put peas or lettuce in there, and she'll just pick around it and leave that shit in the bowl.
And they say dogs are stupid.
Have a great Monday, everybody.
6 comments:
Max had watermelon for the first time last night. Maybe he thinks he's a goat. ;)
Try to milk her.
cork ~ somehow I don't think it's quite the same with human babies...cool that he got watermelon for the first time, though! I'll bet he gets cuter every day.
limpy ~ hard to type, laughing too hard. If I do, should I send you some cheese?
I was doing fine until I got a visual of Lady trying to milk her dog, then making cheese for Limpy.
My brain is just refusing to handle that right now.
cal ~ oh jeezis wept. Thanks for THAT visual. I must go to the pool and relax with some Pink Floyd of some sort. :-D
Yes, this is too much, Limpy!
I knew a cat who liked corn on the cob, but that was as weird as it got.
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