No Shit!

Alright. Enough is enough. The pain, the baby-poo looking shit coming out my PUSSY all the time, and now the sqeaking from my dryer. OH, the squeeeeeeaking!

And what did that motherfucker DO to me during that surgery in august???????!!!!!

It's bad enough that the heating element went out in my clothes dryer and I had to keep everything on "fluff." They came last wednesday to check the heating element and NOW my dryer squeaks like a cricket being raped by a coyote.

Seriously. It's loud and annoying as fuck.

Can a girl GET a fucking BREAK here?

I gotta admit, right now I'm freaking out. My faith is REALLY being tested. I've got physical shit (no pun) going on, my appliances are on the fritz, my car's fucked up, and don't even get me started about the work situation. The jokes keep coming, yet why don't *I*??? If I'm not fixed and able to get laid soon I'm gonna go postal on someone. (Limpy, insert lewd comment here)

And "they" say GOD doesn't give you more than you can handle. Who's GOD are "they" talking about???

Fuck an A RIGHT I'm pissed. You would be, too, if you knew you could die over this stupid shit. FUCK. OH! I went to legalzoom.com and THEY want $35 to write a fucking WILL! I cannot believe they CHARGE you to TELL people what you want to do with YOUR OWN BELONGINGS! It's SICK!

If I've done anything to piss anyone off in the course of this blog, sorry. If not, well I'm about to do it even more, so fuck off. ha ha! And DAMMIT, Bradley, give me some recipes for soft yet filling food!

I'm sure I'll have more tomorrow...