Rocket Scientist Here

YES, YES, YES!

Where there's a will, there's a way, dammit! Last night I get a two-hour thunderstorm, and NOW THIS! Birdman, tell me how proud you are of my diligence!

I'm not a political person by any means, but Nine Inch Nails really kicks my ASS with this tune AND video:


I'm still afraid to publish this post, being my first "embedded video" and all. Is it supposed to be all "invisible" on my screen?

I don't even care that it was supposed to storm tonight but didn't. (freaking weathermen, anyway!) I am jumping for JOY that I figured this out. Now if I can just remember how I DID IT, I'll be really happy.

Maybe this means the doctors will be cute and the interns will be giving me sponge baths in a few weeks. LOL

Happy Hump Day, my funnies!

P.S. I tested it. It worked. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!!!!
<<<<<<<<---- this is ME. I REALLY jumped up out of my chair like a kid around a Christmas tree for the first time. YAY!

AW YEAH!

First storm of the monsoon season, and I got some really COOL pics of one of the BIGGEST dust storms down here in a long time...Dust coming, and a MOTHER of a dust devil forming, but never touching down...
Those last two pics aren't clouds, just a WALL of dust. They said it was about 4200 feet HIGH and spanned just about the length of the whole east valley. CRAZY! Even the news helicopters stayed out just long enough to get minimal pictures of this monster.

We ended up getting a HUGE dust storm, then after dark it poured for about 1/2 hour. Hey, at least it rained, right? Just enough to make it miserable all day Tuesday, and then they're calling for more thunderstorms for the rest of the week. I'll TAKE IT!

Have a great Tuesday, kiddos. As I close this post, there is yet more thunder out and it's pouring again! Looking at the radar on weather.com, it looks like the cell coming through is HUGE. YAY!

Oh YEAH It's MONDAY

Good GOD, Y'AWLL!!!

All I'm gonna do is post pics, due to um...reconnecting with the BF.

Here's what it's like down in THE DESERT HELL these days. I went for sushi Friday, and when we got outside, I HAD to get out the camera:

Holy cow. Mondays suck ass, but hopefully these pics will make yours worth while. I've more stories to share, a fight scene to give, but I really gotta get back to packing and then get my tired, sore ass to bed. Have a great Monday, loves!

Overwhelming Frustration

FINALLY I can title my post. Jesus WEPT, I've made pierogis in less time than it took blogger to fix that shit.

It's been a LOOOOONNNNGGGG week, kids. All kinds of changes at work, all kinds of political bullshit (which I hate), lots of packing and LOTS of throwing shit out that I've been hanging on to for YEARS. LOTS of personal drama. At least I don't air it at WORK. LOL

Change is always hard. People change, geographical locations change, feelings change. People are born, people die, and people just ... stagnate.

In a way, I HAVE been stagnating (is that a word?) lately. I've been putting off learning more music, among other things. Sure, I pick up my guitar once in awhile, got new strings on my favorite guitar, some new pics, and god KNOWS that SOMETIMES I pick up my bass (which I know NOTHING about, due to my own ignorance) and TRY to learn something but get so frustrated that I just put it back down. Maybe once I get into my new place and the dust settles, I can revisit that. Just something to think about. I know, I'm rambling.

I've been putting off a LOT of packing I SHOULD be doing. Lord KNOWS I'm running out of time here. I wish I had more help.

Personally, should I stay or should I go? Should I stand up to the world and say, "HEY we're going to Vegas?" I'm not afraid to be alone, but it's really hard to jump off that cliff, if you know what I mean. The boy sure has me thinking, that's for sure. I think that was his point.

Have a great, safe weekend, you readers out there. Hopefully there will be some cool monsoon cloud pics come Monday.

PEACE!

G.D. Blogger and their "Title" issues!!!!"

"Packing SUCKS, Part II, and...The Office ANNOYANCE"

I'm moving starting on the 21st. I have till the first of August to be out of here. Today it was 106 out, with about 70% humidity. Hey, it's now or never. I couldn't go month to month, and I got 100 more square feet for $100 less a month, plus a SCREAMIN' deal on my move-in cost. Can't beat it. AND I think I have the manpower to move my heavy couches and "big stuff" for the low-low price of free pizza and beer. I plan to provide PLENTY of water, too, cos' this heat will KILL you if you don't stay hydrated.

Let me get to the real point of this post: The office NOSE. (Nonny, I know you know) Anyone work with someone who just can't keep their nose out of everyone else's conversation? Knows EVERYTHING about ANYTHING? HOLY SHIT, I work with said annoyance.

I'm trying to train my "replacement" for when I'm out on medical leave. EVERY FUCKING TIME "mini me" (and I mean that MOST fondly) asks a question directed TO ME (even when she ADDRESSES ME DIRECTLY), said annoyance FLIES around the corner, putting her two cents in. I've been quiet about this shit for too long, dear readers. If she doesn't quit it I'm going to stroke out because I hold my tongue, or deck the bitch verbally. I've really HAD IT and I plan to say something to my boss about it tomorrow, because said annoyance doesn't know what the FUCK she's talking about; this has to do with the accounting codes I'm trying to teach. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, GOD DAMMIT!

Anyway, after putting up with THAT shit all day, I have the pressure of coming home to pack, when all I really want to do is put my feet up and relax after days like that (which, by the way, is pretty much EVERY FUCKING DAY.) Not to mention that I'm STILL telling her to turn her FUCKING MUSIC DOWN every day, two-three times a day. FUCK I can hear it all the way back by the filing cabinets for christ on a Harley. Some people have SUCH an aversion to ANY sort of authority it's not even funny, and do things just to spite you. What the fuck is THAT all about? I'd LOVE to be a fly on the window if she ever got stopped by the cops. LMFAO!

Whew. I need to calm down. If I don't, my blood pressure will skyrocket and I'll flunk my pre-op EKG and will be SCREWED for surgery once again. I abhore nosey people like that. Can't STAND 'em, I tells ya!!!

She HAS to be blowing someone. Most of us think so, as often as she "spaces" it. Fucking airhead.

Okay, I vented, I feel much better, and I have packed enough for one night. Well, more like making a zillion hobbling trips to the dumpster in this humid heat. I can't believe how much shit I'm throwing out. HEY, at least I'm burning calories and sweating out all the toxins, right? PLUS it's less shit to move. LOL

Pretty soon I'll be posting HNT pics of my own! Wheeeee!

Happy Hump Day, kids!

Alright, can't "NAME" Post.

Blogger's at it once again. Asshats.

Just GO HERE: http://music.yahoo.com/ar-285198-videos--Chris-Cornell

Click on the "Billie Jean" video. I was blown AWAY by Chris Cornell's version of this tune. I am speechless by this guys VOICE!

Birdman, we REALLY need to hook up so I know how to imbed this stuff..

Dude, this is for YOU! I'm SO learning this with brotherman. We are comparing it to "Great Gig" by Pink Floyd, it is just so MIND BLOWINGLY good.

Mondays suck. THIS, however, my good readers, does NOT.

SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING

Okay...things are going GREAT. I've got work all under control, got the family situation going great, surgery is going as planned...got a day off in the middle of the week, went baja out in the desert with brotherman with his new vehicle (pictures later) and ... then...

(insert Cartman saying "GOD DAMMIT!" here)

Leave it to ME to crack my foot, running around the golf course with the dog, trying to catch some random fireworks. That'll teach me.

NEAT-O! ... and ... just ... DAYAM, MAN!

Funny, too, that same scenario was on South Park last night.

That's the LAST time I wish for whirrled peas...thank GOD I had a bag of 'em in the freezer. They really take care of a baseball lookin' foot! Son of a BITCH, man. I didn't go to Urgent Care or anything. I think (HOPE) this dang thing is just sprained. It was swollen like a motherfucker and bruised, but I kept it up all night and now it looks almost normal, just hurts like hell to put weight on it.

I just gotta LAUGH my ASS off. If I don't get a VIP pass to the pearly gates, I'm gonna be ONE pissed off bitch. Either that, or Satan gets a vacation, and the world is in serious trouble.

HAPPY HNT, kiddos!